EB: BIG NEWS REVOLUTION

yoyoyoyoyooooooo. hey y'all...it's time for a revolution. i love you all so much, and i miss you all so much. even you haters. i love you. but i love the lovers more. anyhoo, the point...the POINT is, every time i go to record an eat bird, i get so depressed about estrangement that i wanna go pee and then wipe with sandpaper. or stab a fork in my thigh. or something like that.

so my options? self abuse or avoid podcasting.

FUCK ALL THAT.

welcome to the new plan.

once a week, madge and i will be podcasting together.

eat yeast, y'all.

also, seriously...
come see me at disney concert hall FOR FREE this sunday.
i'm performing at 3:30 p.m. in the SECOND daKAH set. dude. daKAH. 70 piece hip hop orchestra. holler.

love you guys. miss you guys. scared to read comments.