eat buuuuuurrrrrrrd.

i love you gemma, thank you for the love and the timtams and the dvd. and shanny. and michelle. and lauren. and dirk. and all of you. this show sux. but it exists. more soon. no intro song, no nothing. but it will get better. as will i. funny soon. xoxo. you can see me on merrillwood on thestream.tv too. xoxo. photo by terence patrick.

lits ladie's night, bitches. that guy is vito. bask in the love of aldra and stacey. aldra's blog: http://demandra.blogspot.com/
...staceys blog: shit, you have to get INVITED
...post a comment if u wanna be invited and she will hook it up.

michelle, we read your email about performing and just go on a navel gazing bender of performance philosophy. interesting if you are into this kind of thing, or wait tables. its a behemoth at over an hour of blathering. i don't have any more pics of me and rachey together which is wacker than anything, but she did take this picture of my fat ass hanging out of my target stretch pants at iWPS, so that's pretty fucking germaine. and jake is here too. this concludes the doublerachel cycle. for now. HOLLER. http://myspace.com/butchergirl and http://myspace.com/rachelkann

well, yeah, here ya go shanny et al. poop fustta with 2 rachels and one jacob. where's noah to take us away? anyhoo, thanks to gemma for the surprise treat at the end. and email me at rachelkann @ gmail.com for books, or just pick one up at http://myspace.com/rachelkann - hey, i love you guys.

meet my fucking HOMEGIRL rachey. check out her poetry at http://myspace.com/butchergirl and please...you can buy my book, "10 for everything,"  at http://myspace.com/rachelkann and if you need more convincing, check out  my story from the book, "disappearing" at http://kotorimag.com and download the mag. the story is on page 14. i love kotori. i love wasim who IS kotori. i love rachey. and i love you.

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i hope u are having a good day.

meet stacey jones http://www.myspace.com/staceyejones this is her with a baby sister who presumably got a beat down or two...stacey is a big sis who runs a tight ship...like me...RAHSPECK! i love her - also, finally u can hear sole...in the background xoxo

you ask, i deliv. by the way, its "quivers: a life" and gilda's is called "it's always some- thing"

pray for me bitches, pray for me.

xoxo

podcast ambush on stupie! you ask for gyno, i deliver. with time o' da seazin by da zombies, suavemente by elvis crespo, pentacostal preacher joyce meyer, and the sole file got jacked so check out "the priziest horse" from his album selling live water.

am i a dork? yes. i did it for you sylvia. for YOU.

special bonus track at the end blast from the past styles cover of "when doves cry" from romeo + juliet by quindon tarver fuck yeah player

this is called "the way back." hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

waddya know? a podcast.

you guys, the vid is up for nonhuman resources. please go visit! go to http://dotcomedy.com and there is a bar across the top of the page that says "check 'em" and nonhuman resources is right there, with an adorable pic of jenna fischer in a witch hat. please help me be as rich and famous as her.

hi sillies...me and jeff spector lalala...links mentioned in the show: MY FRIEND UMA: erik patterson's amazing blog - http://myyearofnewthings.blogspot.com If you want to help out with Uma's medical expenses (she only has the most basic health insurance and it doesn't cover any sort of long-term care or rehabilitation), you can find out how to donate money via paypal by going here: http://teamuma.blogspot.com/2007/02/if-youd-like-to-help.html If you want to participate in National Vandalize the World for Uma Day, read this: http://myyearofnewthings.blogspot.com/2007/02/national-vandalize-world-for-uma-day.html And check out these Uma Graffitti Photos: http://myyearofnewthings.blogspot.com/2007/02/national-vandalize-world-for-uma-day_06.html And these: http://myyearofnewthings.blogspot.com/2007/02/more-vandalization-for-uma.html To see photos of Uma, check out her myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/umanithipalan also, to check out my film short nonhuman resources: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abV9fTHZhGA&mode=user&search= i love you all, ridiculously.

good christ. enjoy dysfunction junction. me and robert are basically too too real. we love you guys, almost as much as we love each other. our valentine's day gift to you: that soothing feeling that comes from knowing that no matter how wacky your valentine's day was...hey! at least you're not us. also, www.myspace.com/sony_film_festival

this show is me talking to some very old friends. art by VJ! xo, rachey

so you guys...enjoy my short story "angle of repose" (soon to appear in the new literary journal: gatsby magazine!) performed by me and senor rawlinson. plus - we have the musical highlights from the story at the end of the show..."suavemente" by elvis crespo, "little 15" by depeche mode, and "colors" by ice-t...also...blueballs, real or myth? a surprising opinion from robert...your thoughts? and one more thought...are you a rad hair artiste? let a sistah know! xoxo rachey p.s...that is a random pic of robert talking to a random man on a random bench when he got bored of waiting for me in a random store. random photo taken by stalkerazzi lois kann. can you tell we are hurting for new pics like whoa?

this is just kinda some extra material i recorded with robert after 52 when he thought i stopped recording...but i didn't! haha! its whatever...but the mel brooks and marlo thomas skit from free to be you and me at the end is pretty fucking brilliant! i LOVE free to be you and me! + at the end, "don't go breakin' my heart by captain and tenille and "it's alright to cry" from FTBYAM

that pic is me and robert in front of morro rock...the place where i lost my virg! my mom took this stalkerazzi pic, i don't think she knew the historical impact of the locale. classic! we rock some free to be you and me and introduce you to the scary folks who live in our head. enjoy! ex to da muthatruckin' oh oh oh.

its way raw. we do it for you. rachel and robert. raw.